As many of you know, Kalia departed (amiably) as a designer last month. Since then, I’ve been working on securing another designer, and learning the tricks of the trade myself in the interim.
This piece marks the first from our new designer, F!
We’re still working through the kinks of workflow from his programme of choice to the finicky way SL requires uploads, as well as certain aesthetics and more. We are more than happy to hear constructive criticism, comments, and advice regarding these~ Please email us at

The first item is this 5 land impact Wooden Sitting Gazebo~

It includes a handful of male & female poses, as well as some couples ones. All totally PG.

You can find it for 195L$ at our main store now.

Meanwhile, we’re also currently in progress of a major store overhaul including severely marking down prices on older items (especially those which are no mod), and reorganising them and other items into a better laid out format. You can see this currently in action here, on the far North side of Dysfunctionality sim. 
You’ll find a lot of items have been pushed down to very low prices, some starting at just 5L$ and up. These are likely the final price revision on them. Someodd 400 individual listings have been marked down.
Some items may no longer be viewable inworld. I am hoping to set up a holovend for these items in the future, but in the interim, please contact me if you must see something that you’re viewing on the Marketplace otherwise.

I am also transitioning the store to a new brand, Dysfunctionality, which will include a new store group for gifts and such in the very near future. The group joiners on the sim will automatically invite you to this group starting today. If you would like to transition over, by all means. Advertisements will continue to go through both groups indefinitely, but group gifts will only be through the [Dysfunctionality] group in the future.

As an aside, I’ve unfortunately been having some bizarro issues with the Firestorm client I am on, and have not been getting IMs consistently, even though I can send them. If you have contacted me and not received a response, you may have fallen victim to this bug.

Please, please contact me at or through the group chat bot Dysfunctionality Resident in the interim so that I can address your issue. I do not want to ignore you, please let me help! ♥

Written by Admin Cat

Suspiciously fluffy. Who gave this cat opposable thumbs?